The Deep Red Well
Where Law Clerks Unite
The Deep Red Well
Contrary to popular belief there is no such thing as a red well. There is on the other hand a company called RedWeld who makes an expanding folder which everyone has come to know as a red well folder. The company has been making expanding folders for over 70 years and as we gather around them in every office, doing the bidding of our master partners, we salute them. RedWeld, Beloved Folder
Blessed be those, who under guise of tie and shirt, does thy bidding which brings praise from thy partner who, as we pray now, battles cards of solitaire in his corner office.
Fore it is the Red Well which gives us the strength today to press forward in law school. Never will a contract beat us, never will we fall to constitutional law, and never will we take property ever again. This is our motto, and these are our stories.
The Study
The study is a state of mind that over the centuries has evaded many. The study is the place between yawn inducing boredom, and awe inspiring terror. The study is an art the law clerk must master, fore it is written, the study will pay da bills, amen.
- It is the study that binds us
- It is the study that tears us apart
- We are only a memory to the study
- The study lives on
The art of the lawclerk is shrouded in mystery, and ladeled with boredom. Only the lawclerk can trully appreciate how dull the partner really is. Only the lawclerk can trully appreciate how tedious the work really is. The attorney has ventured to far down that dark path, and can no longer be objective, their souls black from review, their hearts weighted by unnecessary legal format paper.
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